Deep Throat Nanny Goat

by Clap Puppets

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released April 1, 2014

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Clap Puppets London, UK

The Clap Puppets are four fucking perverts who will make your ears bleed and your balls shrivel up and retreat back into your body.

With songs like "PUSSY FART", "WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?" & "SHE'S ON THE BLOB (SO I STUCK IT IN HER GOB)" you'd best prepare to shit in your little bitch panties.

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Track Name: Sucker!
WELCOME TO THE DOMAIN OF THE CLAP PUPPETS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT THIS SHIT!
I HAVE YOUR MONEY NOW! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Track Name: Bite The Shite
I LOATHE YOU. YOU FUCKING POSER SHITS
YOU CAN’T BLOODY SING, FALSE BROWN-NOSING PRICKS

GET YOUR OWN IDEAS, GET YOUR OWN STYLE
GET YOUR OWN GIRLS, GET YOUR OWN LIVES

NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU STUPID FAT DICKS
FAKE FAKE FUCKING FAKE FAKE FAKE SHIT

I AM A BUTTERFLY!? PISS-PANTS NANCY BOYS
I’D TEAR YOUR WINGS OF AND LEAVE YOU TO FUCKING DIE!

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

CUNTS!
Track Name: Cuntox
OH FUCK ME, YOU’RE ONE UGLY SON OF A BITCH!
WHAT THE FUCK, YOU GUYS SUCK, MAN YOU CALL THAT MUSIC?
I’LL PUMMEL YOU PUSSIES WITH MY FUCKING METAL
I AIN’T GOT NOTHING NEW, I GOT NO TUNE, I GOT SHITTY WORDS AND NO SKILL

I HATE SHIT BUT I’M HAPPY TO MAKE IT
DON’T GIVE A SHIT COZ I’M HAPPY TO TAKE IT
I MAKE MILFS AND I PISS ON YOUR CDS
NOW I’M REALLY HAPPY COZ YOU CUNTS SPLIT UP

SING A NICE SONG ABOUT YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND
CRY ABOUT YOUR MUM, OH WHO’S A GOOD BOY THEN?

I HATE SHIT BUT I’M HAPPY TO MAKE IT
DON’T GIVE A SHIT COZ I’M HAPPY TO FAKE IT
I MAKE MILFS AND I PISS ON YOUR CDS
NOW I’M REALLY HAPPY COZ YOU CUNTS SPLIT UP

CUNTOX
Track Name: Pussy Fart!
I WAS FUCKIN’ THIS BITCH THE OTHER DAY
WHEN SUDDENLY MY BONER JUST WENT AWAY
COZ I HEARD THIS FUCKING HORRIBLE SOUND
AND IT WENT…

< PARP >

IT WAS A PUSSY FART!
A MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY FART!
SHIT, MY DICK USED TO BE SO HARD
YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING SLOPPY BUCKET CUNT
YOU FUCKING PUSSY FART

WELL I WAS UP TO MY NUTS IN JAILBAIT
WHEN SUDDENLY THAT CUNT DIDN’T SEEM SO GREAT
COZ THIS FUCKING SOUND FILLED ME UP WITH HATE
AND IT WENT…

< PARP >

IT WAS A PUSSY FART!
A MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY FART!
SHIT, MY DICK USED TO BE SO HARD
YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING SLOPPY BUCKET CUNT
YOU FUCKING PUSSY FART

I WAS DOING AN O.A.P THAT DAY
WHEN SUDDENLY HER HAIR DIDN’T SEEM SO GREY
COZ THIS NOISE MADE ME VOMIT IN HER FACE
AND IT WENT…

< W.T.F ? >

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS!
OH SHIT IT WAS A PUSSY FART
OH SHIT IM GONNA PUKE A LOT

IT WAS A PUSSY FART!
A MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY FART!
SHIT, MY DICK USED TO BE SO HARD
YOU’VE GOT A FUCKING SLOPPY BUCKET CUNT
YOU FUCKING PUSSY FART!?
Track Name: Chunder
OI BITCH FUCKING SUCK THIS BIG DICK
THROAT IT TILL YOU FEEL SICK THEN SPIT IT OVER ME
YOU THICK FUCKING LITTLE DUMB BINT
ON YOUR KNEES EAT MY SHIT
ISN’T THAT YUMMY?

OI BITCH FUCKING SUCK THIS BIG DICK
THROAT IT TILL YOU FEEL SICK THEN SPIT IT OVER ME
YOU THICK FUCKING LITTLE DUMB BINT
ON YOUR KNEES EAT MY SHIT
ISN’T THAT YUMMY?

CHUNDER CHUNDER CHUNDER CHUNDER

OI BITCH FUCKING SUCK THIS BIG DICK
THROAT IT TILL YOU FEEL SICK THEN SPIT IT OVER ME
YOU THICK FUCKING LITTLE DUMB BINT
ON YOUR KNEES EAT MY SHIT
ISN’T THAT YUMMY?
Track Name: Pink & Sweet
I’LL FUCK YOU WITH A STICK
GO FETCH YOU LITTLE BITCH

I’LL RIP YOU WITH MY DICK
ITS JUICY, FAT AND THICK

YOUR TWAT IT SMELLS OF FISH
ALTHOUGH IT’S QUITE DELISH

OH FUCK, YOU DIZZY BITCH
I’VE GOT SHIT ON MY DICK, DICK, DICK!

PINK AND SWEET AND NICE TO EAT!
PINK AND SWEET AND TASTES OF MEAT!
IT’S PINK, SWEET AND NICE TO EAT!
MM-MMMM!
Track Name: Terrible Cunt
YOU’RE SUCH A TERRIBLE CUNT, TERRIBLE…

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!

FUCK OFF AND DIE!
Track Name: Slam It In The Ass
SLAM IT IN THE ASS, CUM INSIDE THE EAR
LICK THE GENITALIA, DRINK ANOTHER BEER!
A DEEP THROAT SURPRISE, YOUR CHEEK WITH A TEAR
TISSUES AT THE READY, AM I REALLY QUEER??
Track Name: Rug Muncher
YOU FUCKING RUG MUNCHER I REALLY WANT TO PUNCH YA
YEAH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS CALLED DORIS, SHE HAS A PIERCED CLITORIS

I LOVE PUSSY, I LOVE PUSSY, I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK IT’S SMELLY
I LOVE PUSSY, I LOVE PUSSY, I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK IT’S SMELLY

YOUR TITS ARE SO SAGGY THAT THEY LOOK LIKE TWO EGGS
INSIDE SOCKS, HANGING FROM NAILS. WELL ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE FEMALE?

RUUUUUG MUUUUUN-CHERRRRR!!!

RUUUUUG MUUUUUN-CHERRRRR!!!

I LOVE PUSSY, I LOVE PUSSY, I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK IT’S SMELLY
I LOVE PUSSY, I LOVE PUSSY, I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK IT’S SMELLY

YOU ARE SUCH A FAT SLUT, YOU LOOK LIKE JABBA THE HUT
AND YOU’LL NEVER GIVE ME HEAD, SO I’LL HAVE A WANK INSTEAD

< SOUNDS OF SELF GRATIFICATION >

OH YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!
Track Name: Spunkbubble
SNIFF MY CHEESE!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY HELMET

MAKE YOU BLEED!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY HELMET

ON YOUR KNEES!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY HELMET

ELMLEA!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY HELMET

PUT BOTH MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK ‘EM REALLY GOOD BABY
YOUR EYES WATER AND YOUR GAGGING AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY

PUT BOTH MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK ‘EM REALLY GOOD BABY
SPUNKBUBBLES IN YOUR EYES

SNIFF MY CHEESE!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY HELMET

MAKE YOU BLEED!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY HELMET

ON YOUR KNEES!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY HELMET

SPUNKBUBBLES IN YOUR EYES
Track Name: On The Blob (So I Stuck It In Her Gob)
SHE’S ON THE BLOB, BLOB, BLOB.
SO I STUCK IT IN HER GOB, GOB, GOB

< SOUNDS OF ENJOYMENT >

SHE’S ON THE BLOB, BLOB, BLOB.
SO I STUCK IT IN HER GOB, GOB, GOB

< SOUNDS OF WEEPING >

IT HURTS
Track Name: Why Does My Dick Smell!?
WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?
WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?
SHIT, WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?
WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?

I HAD A BATH THE OTHER DAY
I HAVEN’T WANKED IN A FUCKING AGE
I SNIFF MY PANTS (SNIFF) YEAH THEY’RE OK
I’VE SPRAYED MY BELL END WITH FUCKING GLADE!

WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?
WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?
FUCKING HELL! CHEESY BELL!
SHIT, WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?

SMELLS LIKE A SKUNK HAS JUST BEEN RAPED
WORSE THAN A SOCK THAT’S BEEN WORN FOR DAYS
IT MAKES EYES WATER AND PEOPLE FAINT
IT SMELLS SO BAD… BUT I STILL GET LAID

WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?
WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?
FUCKING HELL! CHEESY BELL!
SHIT, WHY DOES MY DICK SMELL?

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

FUCKIN ‘ELL WHAT A CHEESY BELL
Track Name: Get Off My Fucking Foot
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!

GET OFF MY FUCKING FOOT!
Track Name: Rectal Fright (You Gotta Fuck That Bitch)
FUCK THAT BITCH, YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH
YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH – IN THE SHITTER!

ANAL DELIGHT IS A PAINFUL DELIGHT
WITH A COCK FULL OF SHITE AND A RECTAL FRIGHT

SHAVEN HAVEN WITH AN ANAL CRAVING
NOW MY NUTS ARE ACHING, BLACK AS RAISINS!

FUCK THAT BITCH, YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH
YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH, YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH
YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH, YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH
YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH, YOU GOTTA FUUUUUUCK….
THAT BITCH!
Track Name: CockSnot
DRIBBLING ALL OVER YOUR FACE
YOU LOVE MY COCK SNOT
SLIMY BELL-ENDS THEY TASTE JUST GREAT
FUCK YEAH!

DRIBBLING ALL OVER YOUR FACE
YOU LOVE MY COCK SNOT
SLIMY BELL-ENDS THEY TASTE JUST GREAT
FUCK YEAH!

TEA BAG MY FUCKING BALLS!

DRIBBLING ALL OVER YOUR FACE
YOU LOVE MY COCK SNOT
SLIMY BELL-ENDS THEY TASTE JUST GREAT
YOU LOVE MY COCK SNOT

DRIBBLING ALL OVER YOUR FACE
YOU LOVE MY COCK SNOT
SLIMY BELL-ENDS THEY TASTE JUST GREAT
MA MA!

FUCK ME!
FUCK ME!
FUCK ME!
Track Name: Die, Die, You Fucking Bitch, Die
OH I LOVE YOU, OH YES ITS TRUE
I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU
Track Name: White Wee Wee
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASS WIPE
I’LL SHAFT YOU WITH A DRAIN PIPE
PLEASE DRINK MY WEE WEE THAT’S WHITE
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

TURN YOUR BALLS INTO A KITE
SMOTHER YOUR COCK IN MARMITE
THEN PERSUADE A DOG TO BITE
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

RELAX THERE’S NO NEED TO FIGHT
I KNOW THAT YOUR ASS IS TIGHT
BUT MY MARROW FITS IN JUST RIGHT
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

SET YOUR PUBIC HAIR ALIGHT
SO I CAN SEE IN THE NIGHT
WHEN I GET A MOUTH FULL OF SHITE

YOU ARE A FUCKING ASS WIPE
I’LL SHAFT YOU WITH A DRAIN PIPE
SHOULDA DRANK MY WEE WEE THAT’S WHITE
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE!